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Geeky Death Funny Windows Error Computer Code Nerd Blue Screen
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The infamous Windows Blue Screen of Death error is crowned with a funny quote that reads: “YOUR BRAIN IS TOO MANY OPEN TABS.” The original design also has a funny quote on the back of the error code, allowing me to stop doing what I’m doing now.
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>——– Information is passed over data ——–
2 pair += 5 (for extreme high values 2)
AAAA (American Anti Evil Association)Abbreviation usage)
(A)board, (P)try, (P)pretend it didn’t happen…
Permission denied: no, no, no, no!
Error? Impossible! My decoder bug is fixed.
As a computer scientist, I find your belief in systems amusing.
Stupid ASCII question, take stupid ANCI.
Invalid command. Wrong, wrong order! Sit! Stay! Stay…
Invalid command or file name! Stand in the corner.
Best available file data compression: “DEL *.*” = 100% compression
Beware of programmers with tools. (Leonard Brandwein)
Beware of gif geeks.
Bless your opponents for their saves!
Happy is the end user who doesn’t try anything because they won’t be disappointed.
The box said “Requires Windows prior to 2000 or later”, so I installed Linux.
BREAKFAST.COM stopped… flake port not responding
BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 Shot: 4th down, quarterback, 5 yards to pass!
Errors occur due to open windows.
Buy a Pentium to restart your computer faster.
C combinese flexibility and fast syntax with my friendly syntax.
C: main of all directories.
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
Calm down. They are just ones followed by zeros.
Reality.sys could not be found. The universe has stopped.
COFFEE.EXE is missing – insert a cup and press any key
COFFEE.EXE not found: (A)board, (R)try, (F)all sleepers
Sweet coffee with NO-DOZ… programming fuel
COMMAND: suggestion to the computer.
Misconception #1: You never use all your disk space.
Computer programmers don’t create bytes, even if they chew a little.
IT developers know how to use their unique hardware.
IT: Solving Tomorrow’s Problems
Computers may be God’s way of telling you that you’re not confused enough.
Computers are not necessarily smart. They just think they are people.
Computers will never replace human stupidity.
Computers make certain mistakes very quickly.
Update definition: remove old inconsistencies, insert new ones.
Document tood??? Why do you think they call it “code”?
Scanning more lines than an associative array is like trying to beat someone to death with an uzi. (Larry Wall)
Don’t humanize computers: they hate it.
Don’t delete more than you can see.
Double Your Motivational Space: Remove Windows
Pest emails are more dangerous than messages of any kind.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…
Error reading FAT entry. Try THIN? (Yes/No)
Ethernet(n): An item used when you need to capture an ethereal rabbit.
Failure is an inefficient option. It comes with my software.
FATAL SYSTEM ERROR. Press F13 to continue…
The fax is stranger than fiction.
The file is considered not found. Should I pretend? (Yes/No)
Friends are not required to allow friends to use Windows.
A fool will inherit the earth.
The generation of related random numbers is also important and depends on the case. (to Robert Covey)
Give the man a plan, tease him for a dayb.
Teach a man or woman to code and disappoint them for life.
Large groups of small characters appear.
Bring the hard drive to your ear: hear C:
How many computer manufacturers will it take to replace this light bulb?
No: This is a hardware problem.
Maybe I can’t stand it.
I pressed the control button, but I still can’t control it!
I keep pressing Esc, but I’m still here.
I think there is a whole global market for about five desktops. (IBM President Thomas Watson, 1943)
I would probably like to change the world, but they didn’t give me a company code.
If you don’t succeed at first, name the version 1.0.
If you fail terribly, restart.
If God the Father had wanted humans to program, we probably would have been born with serial I/O ports.
If it bleeds, it is material.
Forced in case of overload. If it decreased, it had to be replaced
If you press the button, our software will unlock it. Give us a call andWe blame Microsoft. (Scott Adams)
It says “assuming you insert disc #3”, but probably only two will suffice!
Injection systems are 95% ranged and 5% pure terror.
Life would be easier if I had this source code.
Linux: for IQ above 98.
Linux philosophy is usually “laugh in the face of danger”. Oops. Badly. ‘Do it yourself’. Yes, this is it. (Linus Torvalds)
MacIntosh computers tend to go from idiots to geniuses; IBM computers are made by idiots out of geniuses.
Male version 1.0, female version 1.1
Do you have questions?
Managing classification programmers is like holding cats. (Dave Platt)
Let the source code be your extension.
Microsoft isn’t evil, they just help build really crappy operating systems. (Linus Torvalds, creator of Linux)
My nerd friend had so many bacteria that he now has a constant cough!
My software never has bugs. It just develops random traits.
ASCII, but you understand.
ROM was not created in one day.
Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache their chips.
Old programmers never die. You wouldn’t do it so well C.
Old programmers never die. You just lost your memory.
Old web programmers never die. You simply resign and remain a resident.
Society can search indefinitely on an empty hard drive.
Pentium; Crazy extra pen and paper.
Press any key… no, no, none of them, NONE!
Press any key to continue or any other key to exit.
Now press Ctrl-Alt-Del for the IQ test.
Real programmers don’t document… If this was hard to write, it must be hard to understand.
Real programs don’t prepare the cache.
Runtime Error 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent User
640 KB should be enough for anyone. (Microsoft Chairman Gates, Need 1981)
SELECT*FROM user WHERE index=TRUE;
no rows returned
Press eyebrows on your keyboard to continue.
One day, men and women who know how to use PCs will dominate those who can’t. And they will have a special name… Webmaster. (Scott Adams)
There are usually ten types of people in my world… those who understand binary and those who don’t.
There is no reason why almost everyone needs a computer in someone’s home. (President of DEC, Ken Olson, 1977)
No place like 127.0.0.1
This is the full message from God Gates: “The world is restarting. Please log out.”
This will restrict your Windows session. Want to play another game?
Those who want to destroy these gods, teach them the BASICS first.
Becoming one with your computer means reaching a state beyond nerdvana. (Scott Adams)
Iteration is individual, recursion is divine.
To “shutdown” your precious system, type “WIN”.
Virtual reality is its own reward.
What goes up should go down.
What is the difference between Macintosh and Etch-a-Sketch?